Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Attack Of The 50 Foot First Lady

Our newest weapon in the war on terror - and in encouraging diplomacy around the world - is to threaten nations with the attack of the fifty foot first lady!  It will scare the bejesus out of those damn terrorists.

I came across the following picture today, in which President Barack Obama threatens the Italian president and his wife with our new super weapon.  Here it is:

Notice the stair step effect?  At first I thought this was one of those crazy AT&T Wireless  commercials where everything indicates the fact that they have "more bars" - which is a load of crap, by the way.

Turns out it's not a commercial.  It's just two couples with one wife so short that her jacket hangs past her knees and the other a freakishly tall Amazon woman that has fashioned a dress out of banana peels.

Speaking of Amazon, I am reminded of a story.  When the kids were a bit younger, I took them to an aquarium, and as we approached the next exhibit in line (a tunnel where you walked through an aquarium full of fish) girl child says, "Oh cool!  We're going into the amazin' tunnel!)  Of course the sign said AMAZON, she just thought it was AMAZING.  We still say things that are amazing are amazon.  Kids!

Anyway, go get those damn foreigners Gigantor Obama!  There's no way they can measure up to you.

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1 comment:

  1. To quote my favorite line from "Dude, Where's My Car": "Them's some big ass panties".