Tuesday, June 9, 2009

American Idol's Shocking Confession

In a shocking statement reverberating the world over, American Idol contestant Adam Lambert has publicly stepped out of the closet.  And now it is an easy guess as to what he was doing in the closet in the first place.  Perhaps he and Gay Gaiken were exchanging Idol makeup tips?

"I don't think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I'm gay," Lambert said.  How's that for the understatement of the century.  I'd love to meat the person who heard it and thought, "Really?!?  I didn't see that one coming at all."

A while back I wrote about the gayest Spiderman ever that involved Adam Lambert.  He didn't fool me with his feigned heterosexuality!  My gadar was beeping at full strength.  I was on to his ways.

So Adam Lambert is gay.  What's next?  Someone's going to tell me that Barack Obama is black?  Or that the pope is Catholic?

As always, I follow this whole post up with - Not that there's anything wrong with that!

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