Friday, May 8, 2009

God Just Called - He Said You're a Bunch of Douchebags

Super-Christians strike again. In the name of the Lord they are willing to prevent a high school senior from graduating because he is considering the ultimate sin, the unpardonable offense, the epitome of blasphemy - going to the prom with his girlfriend! Scandalous!

Apparently, this ridiculous, uber-Christian school in Ohio is threatening to suspend a senior if he goes with his girlfriend to here public school's prom. It appears that he can't go to the prom because, according to the school handbook, rock music "is part of the counterculture which seeks to implant seeds of rebellion in young people's hearts and minds."

I would assume then that the same rule would prevent him from eating at his local TGI Friday's, or any other chain restaurant. Also, he would not be able to walk through nearly any store in existence. And he surely would not be able to ever watch TV or see a movie.

The pompous principal had his to say, "In life, we constantly make decisions whether we are going to please self or please God. (The student) chose one path, and the school committee chose the other." Please God? As in - please God strike this asswipe dead right now - maybe.

I born and raised in a pastor's house. And there were certain things I couldn't do growing up, like go to movies (we were told that they only make the G movies as a trick to raise money to make the bad movies - I assumed porn). And that sucked. But still, I didn't have it as bad as these poor kids. We were pretty free to do what we wanted.

The whole thing boils down to this... What is the chick from the public school doing dating a dork from the uptight Christian school? What kind of loser is this girl?

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