Monday, May 11, 2009

Slap The Wife For Spending Too Much Money

A Saudi judge recently told a conference on domestic violence that a man has the right to slap a wife who spends money wastefully.  He also added that women were as much to blame as men for increased spousal abuse.

That will teach those Saudi women to go buying all those fancy designer burkas.  Or frivolously spending the family's hard earned money on rice.  Apparently some Saudi women were upset about these remarks, but then the judge slapped those bitches down.  Took care of that problem.  Besides, they asked for it, so it's really their fault that they got slapped.

Perhaps, if we had some kind of system like that in place in the United States, then we wouldn't be in this economic downturn.  Just think if someone would have been there to slap every person that got a subprime mortgage.  

A ballooning ARM mortgage?  SLAAAAAAAP!!  What's that, you are running up your credit card debt?  SLAAAAAAP!!!  You're cashing in your 401K to go on vacation.  SLAAAAAAAP!!!

We would have never gotten in to this credit crunch.  We'd be in a completely different situation.

Don't worry about these Saudi women, though.  Apparently it is forbidden in Islam to beat a women on her face, no matter what she does.  It doesn't say anything about kicking the shit out of  any other part of their body though.  So, maybe they aren't too safe.

I can only imagine if I said something like that to Mrs. Stickman.  She'd show me what a good slap is!  Oh crap.  I just realized she is going to read all of this.  I was just kidding, baby!  Ha ha!  Good one, me!

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