Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Harrison Ford Stops Air Force One Terrorist Attack on New York

I love New York City.  I go there as often as I can.  I love the atmosphere, the hustle, the bustle, the style, and the overall energy of the place.  New Yorkers are a tough people that take no crap.

So imagine how disappointed I was in this group of people when I hear that they were stricken into a panic by the mere site of an airplane.  Sure it was a big airplane.  Sure it was flying at 1,000 feet.  Sure it had two fighter jets tailing it.  But, really?!?  You guys are way too cool to get freaked out by a damn plane.

And everybody is up in arms about who was told and who wasn't told and why weren't they?  And why does Air Force One (or the plane that is called Air Force One when POTUS is on board) need publicity photos anyway?  And was it really just the President taking a joy ride?

My answer too all of those questions is, who the F cares?  It's Air Force One!  I am obsessed with those planes.  And I tell you who wants one of those publicity pictures - ME!  I'll take a big ole poster and hang it in my living room.  I don't think I could get that approved so, let's say family room?  Den?  Bedroom?  OK... I'll totally hang that bad boy in my office !  The one at work that is.

I love all kinds of planes, but Air Force One is the pinnacle of jets.  When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as Air Force One.  That would be so dang awesome!  I don't even know if that's possible.  But let a guy dream!

Notice the terror on the Mt. Rushmore guy's faces?

So to get back to the point... New Yorkers quit being such pansy-ass babies.  You are New Yorkers for crying out loud.  So quit being New Yorkers that are crying out loud.  When you see a plane in the sky (which is where planes are supposed to be) don't freak out and evacuate buildings.  Just think back to how well you handled the plane that landed in the river a few months ago.  That was smooth.

And they weren't be insensitive by taking pictures in New York.  New York is the capitol of the world, damn it!  And I'm certain they weren't on the southern tip of the island to take pictures by the World Trade Center - that would be asinine.  There just happens to be a little thing down there called the Statue of Liberty which happens to be a great symbol of the freedom in our country.  Just as Air Force one is a great symbol of our country.

But imagine if it was terrorists, like in the movie Air Force One starring Harrison Ford.  I wonder if Obama could be bad-ass enough to thwart the terrorists and take back control of the plane.  It would be a fun fight to watch!

Why do people have to get worked up and complain about everything?  Can't we all just get along.

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1 comment:

  1. I'm not sure Obama could take on the role that Harrison Ford made famous but I bet Hillary could kick some ass. Even Michelle could do some major damage but I don't think her husband could.